Plague-filled Kitchen Sponges. Because I Don't Have Enough to Obsess Over.

So a "friend" shared this on Facebook: Cleaning a Dirty Sponge Only Helps Its Worst Bacteria, Study Says.

I have not had time to see who sponsored this study. (But I'm looking at you, sponge-people.)

As the cool kids say, "I can't even."

I mean, really.

And this line: "He says if you can’t clean it perfectly, it may be best to replace it with a new one every week or so — especially 'if it starts to move.'"

What the fuckity-fuck?

This cooking thing, this HUMAN thing, it's just too much.