I'm an idiot cook trying to face her demons. Here's me trying to get over my fear of phrases like "potluck" and "my last girlfriend was such a great cook." Buckle up, bitches!
Last week, I wrote that I have a theory. A conspiracy theory. The one where the Smarty Pants Cooks are out to mess with us Idiot Cooks. Now, I present you with Exhibit B...